Yesterday the Creatures Space Agency (CSA) assigned the first space flight license to a female vampire. Bloody Roxanna, a 437 years old, in daily business striking terror into people’s hearts near Florida, did her first trip to Mars in about 2 hours last night. “Space is pure fun. That’s a real cool playground for a young lady like me”, she told us after her short trip.
She already tried some other flight techniques, but “There are worlds in between the old witch broom tec stuff on earth and this new space flight offer”. If you’re a vampire there’s only one disadvantage, she told us: “Don’t forget to have a meal before you start to Mars. There’s no rest stop - and human snacks are rare to ran across”.
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